bestfunny:

yungginseng:

when the store clerk think you walking in to steal

 

bestfunny:

yungginseng:

when the store clerk think you walking in to steal

 

(Source: cockbarf)

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vengelfe:

thathomestar:

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?



JESUS

vengelfe:

thathomestar:

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?

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JESUS

(Source: misterjakes)

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idratherbevulcan:

So today on the bus there was this little boy, he was talking to his mom about how he had a crush on someone in his class. His mom asked him “Oh, what’s her name, honey” and he said “no”. All she said was “Oh, is it a boy then?” with a smile on her face, and then asked what his name was. Then the boy told her to guess and so the conversation went on. This is how a parent should react, all respect to this woman.

idratherbevulcan:

So today on the bus there was this little boy, he was talking to his mom about how he had a crush on someone in his class. His mom asked him “Oh, what’s her name, honey” and he said “no”. All she said was “Oh, is it a boy then?” with a smile on her face, and then asked what his name was. Then the boy told her to guess and so the conversation went on.
This is how a parent should react, all respect to this woman.

(Source: gay-elves-and-hungry-vulcans)

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bear1na:

Guardians of the Galaxy poster by Matt Needle

bear1na:

Guardians of the Galaxy poster by Matt Needle

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starkactual:

Rocket+Groot+Purple

Guardians Of The Galaxy (2014)

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getyourspoons:

It doesn’t come from sky.

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"WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB AND WE’RE HERE TO MAKE YOU THINK ABOUT DEATH AND GET SAD AND STUFF"

(Source: witcheswearcombatboots)

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captainoftoast:

the sarcasm this game was real

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iforgiveyouwill:

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B̺ͤ͌͑̔̋ẽ̩̞̰͙̯̥͇̓̇͐ĕ͉̜̮͉̺̦̣̄̓̀͑͑ͫͅḙ͍̘̲̳̝̗̪͂̂̆͐͆e̳̹̠̭͒͒ͫ̂ͯě̳̱̥ͦ̋ě̤̣͙͔̻̓͌͊̊̂̾̄ë͖́̏ͫ̎ͫ͒e͕̟̤̾͗ẻ̳̝̐̇̓̊̓̓e͇͚̖̯̱̖̮ͭ̈́̓̀̈̏̃̋͒e̱̤̙͇͓͕͖͔̩ͯ̐̿͗́̋̌̔̚e͇̫͂̍͗͐ͭ̾e̳̱ͬͫ̅ͅe͙̣̦̬͎͚̖͓ͧ̓e̻͙͈̱̓ͩͣ̅̋͌ė̱̦̺̔͆ͯe̪̞̱̝̊ͫ́̑͊͗̌̊e̺̥̟͔̬̒̈́́̊́̈e̤̘̮͙̪̲͎̦̎e̦̖̹͚͔͔̗̥̲ͧ̍̏̽e̺͓̥͓ͮͅe͖̬̓ͦ͛͒̐͒̔̆e͎̰̼̺̭̝̟̼͚͌̈e̞̥̺͎̹̠͛̊̃͋̿̽ē̲̥̳̭̺̯͈̿̑̄ͦͬḛ̻̒̉̋ͪ̾ͩ̉e̬̻̲̾ͭe̠̗̺͈͐̂̌ͧe̥͖̺͇̦̬̘̫ͧͨ͋̏̿̽͑ȅ͓̤̫͈̬̳̈ͪ͑̊͒̂̍͗e̺̙̮͙̖͖̼̦ͦͤ͂̄ẻ̜̻̬̣̝͉͌̌͋̽ͪ̅ē͖̱͈̘̠̙̒̍ͥ̏̈́͑è̻͕͑̍̈̔̒ͨẹ̭̠͕̙̬͈͎̎́̊ͧͅe̱͖̩̯ͭ̅̃̇e̠̪ͩͦ̚ē̹̼̖̝̯̥̳̈̍ͫͦͫͮ̚e̫ͫ̏͂̏͆̈e̗͉ͥͤ̎̆̊e͙̺͈̼̫͓̊̉̅e̺͕̮̻͖̩ͧ̋̑ͥ̎̽s̜͗͛̇̇̿̐̄͋̚

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perchu:

when you try to click an image on tumblr to see a bigger version but you get redirected to someones blog

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homestuckiangamer said: do you like fall out boy

Nope

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